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I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his Dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my high school class some 50-odd years ago.

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face 'was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended So Gate High school. "Yes. Yes, I did. I also played on most of the sports teams" he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1956". Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked,
"What did you teach?"